The Evil Month of May 2024

May 2024 was a hard time for all of us due to being scientifically proven to be the most evil month on record.

As a result Zan ul-haq has compiled some of the evil events that have happened in this month.

• Mike and Jas break up
• Mike mogged by Simeone Young
• Shahriyar still fucked up about Awesta
• Evil savers shut down (caused evil to leak elsewhere)
• Milton ran away
• Noah family argument
• Shahriyar stalker
• Zan got sick for a week
• Noah dead trim
• Sam abused Daisy and they broke up
• They got back together ("too much to throw away") and broke up again and got back together again
• Krishan snake yet again
• Shahriyar gets cut off by Awesta
• Shahriyar doesn't get Travis Scott tickets
• Mike dead trim
• Chief Keef drops
• Future lies about mixtape
• Sainsbury's gets robbed
• Michael's family friend passed away
• Michael's peen hurted
• Shahriyar lost his aura
• Noah got scared by spider and destroyed Lego rocket
• Zan Bingus date postponed
• Zara tries to move to Shahriyar
• Zan is the only person with a girlfriend in the world of snakes
• Zan loses all music project files since 2021
• Zan blunder saying Noah had pushed website when he hasn't
• Zan is classified as obese once again